More humilliation. Another Ashes thumping (4-1). Jonathan Agnew wrote recently that it has been the most disappointing in his 10 tours of covering the series over the years. What can you say to that?

There are a lot of stories that come out on the back of a tour like this.

Jacob Bethell’s Godfather being Tony Cozier is something I did not know. Caribbean swaying Palm Trees hey.

Ultimately, if you are providing the results, you don’t come under such intense scrutiny. England just haven’t made it happen this time.